he phoned me for this one

calm down its not a riot

two bag Joe

why sit so close to the edge

is there anybody out there

Im a bench not a bin

walking stick magic trick

what? who me?

nice shoe dude

look right

too hot for my jacket

Iv got a yellow bag

sit on the sill

Im going to cross my legs the OTHER way

kissy kissy kissy

too early, way too early

First Ipad Pic

Hello? Im sitting on a bench,what are you doing

look! Is that Whats-Her-Face

dude is that Dandruff

first Serve Federa

Dont look now but I thing there is a cow doing an ironing board impression beside us

bench users

where the hell did that come from

this isnt Gatwick,bloody taxi driver

thats a lot of stickers

where did you go

CATS BOOTS CATS BOOTS CATS BOOTS

tired

Big cake for breakfast...nice

hmm

hi there...Im MENTAL

Short trousers or long shorts

yep my hair is still there

just checking Iv got feet

lets lean forward...1...2..3...go. Kids just dont do what their told these days

Yes ..Thats right sir I have a child for sale

thats a big body warmer

and in this pocket Iv got marbles

so what do I do here...it looks like an outside sofa...how does it work

should have taken up the trumpet than cigarettes

is that my leg

i really dont like that boot