Mack Galixtar

Wenatchee, Washington, United States

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So this is the part where I'm supposed to lure you, the unsuspecting viewer, into a state of "being interested" in me and what I do, or do not do, with bunches of arrogant babble and gobs of phony transcendent imagery type messages. Well, here it goes...

Ready?


You must understand, for a man whose tendencies favor absolute gluttony, the desire to consume and digest “edibles” of all varieties and forms controls not only his stomach and heart, but also his brain.

While his stomach labors as a receptacle for over-processed foodstuffs, within his brain the food for thought is prepared: seasoned by the imagination and painstakingly prepared. Grilled, steamed, broiled, poached, baked, and fried to perfection within the subconscious kitchen. A bouquet of special sauces is blended while the final preparations and garnishes are precisely arranged upon an irrational platter in anticipation of the imaginary cuisine; the meat of consumption for the shameless discriminating “second stomach”.

The salivating spirit devours the bounty of the skillfully mastered cuisine, and the slow process of mental digestion begins. The essential nutrients are absorbed, the energy producing minerals churn, and the large lump of matter within his mind breaks into microscopic pieces of great science which further dissolve into a fluid momentum producing a new matter.

In many instances, this process has been known to cause great internal agony within the mental bowels of the gluttonous mind; a towering force slowly builds with a desperate and inescapable need of expulsion. This great force works its way through the multi-coils of the brain of the overindulgent host and reaches its final realization as a product of ethereal material which has been known to cause spectators of such a chain of events to react in all manners: from gasps of great disgust to giggles of maddening disbelief! In some cases, witnesses to such an event have been known to leave immediately the vicinity of such an act with heads hung low with shame; unable to admit to the absolute repulsion of what they have just experienced in regard to the anonymous "work" of the unknown producer.

You see, the process and pleasure of creating art is just about the same as farting in public with only one differentiating factor: in the matter of art, one hopes to be noticed.

In either case, judgment is dependent upon the individual spectator to decide whether or not each of these creations “stinks”.

So....here's your chance...

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