Maureen Modrack

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Maureen Modrack

Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States

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Art is sanctifying. It is taking me to my purpose of existence, the realization of self. When I work, a healing impact occurs in all aspects of my life. Bla, bla, bla…

I won a school art contest when I was in the third grade. Sister Roderick informed the whole class that she thought I should give my medal to Johnny Osterman because his picture was much better than mine. Screw Johnny Osterman. Sister Roderick also wouldn’t let me stand up for the spelling bee, because she said I was the first one down any way. Screw Sister Roderick.

When I was growing up no one had a learning disability. You were just stupid or not. I was just considered stupid. I was put in special ED class, because I couldn‘t read and I had a hard time listening to boring teachers. I’d hear people say, “good, thing she’s a pretty girl…” Later I realized that they were referring to the notion that I’d find a husband that would be able to take care of dumb ol’ me.

Once I tried to take art lessons, but I got a D in the class. Many years later I tried again to take lessons from this guy who was on his last leg, but I quit after he said in a very stern voice. “That looks nothing like a mallard!” “A mallard?” I asked back. “That’s no mallard, that’s Sister Roderick!”

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Urban Art - Small Works Big Ideas by Maureen Modrack

Small Works Big...

Urban Art

Painting - Paintings by Maureen Modrack

Paintings

Painting

Painting - BLACK 3D VINYL by Maureen Modrack

BLACK 3D VINYL

Painting

Toys - CUSTOM TOY VOL. 1 by Maureen Modrack

CUSTOM TOY VOL. 1

Toys

Mixed Media - Mini Mini by Maureen Modrack

Mini Mini

Mixed Media

Mixed Media - Road Trip by Maureen Modrack

Road Trip

Mixed Media

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Deleted User, 02-20-2009 3:33 PM
Though I have no idea whether or not you can express Mallardship, you do have the finest ABOUT that I've read here; so I am enclosing a check for $150,000 so you can continue your pursuit of vengeance. Oh... screwing Sister Roderick is definitely against the rules. Johnny Osterman, on the other hand...
Maureen Modrack Maureen Modrack, 02-20-2009 3:51 PM
About Sister Roderick, I thought so and told Monsignor Bonard the same, but he told me to 'shut-up, and go pray 5 Hail Mary's". Let us add the ol'Monsignor to my pursuit of vengeance. Thanks for the check and feelin' my pain.
Maureen Modrack Maureen Modrack, 03-22-2009 12:21 PM
So excited bout havin' a pukin' penguin as a friend, what a world!
Maureen Modrack Maureen Modrack, 03-23-2009 4:43 PM
RIGHT NOW! GRAB YOUR 3D GLASSES FROM UR GRANNY AND CHECK OUT THE CUSTOM 3D TOYS! THESE NEW PICTURES REALLY POP. IT'S LIKE HAVING THEM IN YOUR OWN GRIMY PALM. GIVE ME AN OINK!
Red Bluff Art Gallery Red Bluff Art Gallery, 03-25-2009 12:14 PM
uuhhh, i had fantasies about "Sister Mary Edward" in the fourth grade, but much different than yours....
Tracy Ratliff Tracy Ratliff, 03-25-2009 12:22 PM
Thanks for the add; oink, oink!
Maureen Modrack Maureen Modrack, 04-25-2009 2:59 PM
WHOA DOGGY IT‘S PSYCHEDELIC TIME! Somebody had a flashback from some Timothy Leary moment from a while back! I say, put on your handy dandy glasses, stick i-plugs into your ears, perhaps some Rolling Stones music from the 70’s, and stare at your vinyl. It will make you feel like you are two again!
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